1 00:00:12,790 --> 00:00:17,790 Don't you feel the summer sun now calling out to you? 2 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:22,490 Take a walk on the wild side of life. 3 00:00:25,070 --> 00:00:29,970 Don't waste your time cruising the city streets. 4 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:34,290 There's someone waiting for you. 5 00:00:36,260 --> 00:00:42,160 You won't believe what you've been missing all along 6 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,320 Take my hand 7 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,840 two sandpaper for the spackling. I totally agree. 8 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:43,960 Mrs. Patterson and I had moved on to a discussion of proper technique with the 9 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,960 paintbrush. 10 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,960 I knew that, Mr. Patterson. 11 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:49,860 Chester? 12 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:57,400 Chester, Mrs. Patterson and I will be returning on the 17th. That's not a long 13 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:02,280 time. We trust that you and your friends understand the amount of work involved 14 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,480 here. Oh, we do, Mr. Patterson. We do. 15 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:13,580 Now, just a few more thoughts on vertical versus horizontal brush 16 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:19,680 When using an oil -based paint, the vertical stroke, no more than eight 17 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:24,480 in length... Wendell, I think you mean horizontal for oil -based. 18 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:29,240 No, dear. I recall very plainly Mr. 19 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:34,200 Wilson down at the paint store telling us... Mr. Wilson was a nice man at 20 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,200 land, Wendell. 21 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:38,110 Mr. Cummings was the gentleman at the paint store. 22 00:03:38,370 --> 00:03:39,850 I'm afraid you're mistaken, Martha. 23 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:42,430 I distinctly remember Mr. 24 00:03:42,670 --> 00:03:47,590 Wilson telling us that in his youth, he had used that particular brush stroke 25 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:48,950 technique. Whoa. 26 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,090 Look at that time. 27 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:54,390 Don't you two jet setters have a plane to catch? 28 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:57,950 Yes, sir. We've got three hours. Three hours? 29 00:03:58,310 --> 00:03:59,450 To LAX? 30 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,700 Maybe Chester's right, Wendell. If there's one thing I know, Mrs. 31 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:05,280 Patterson, is traffic. 32 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:10,880 We'd all be heartbroken if you missed that big bird, Italy. 33 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,420 Greenland, Chester. We're going to Greenland? 34 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:15,700 Greenland? 35 00:04:16,019 --> 00:04:18,700 Right. Boy, do I envy you. 36 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,600 Now, don't worry about a thing. By the time you get back, me and my friends 37 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,680 have this place looking new. 38 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:31,060 Your father said we could count on you. My father speaks the truth. 39 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:33,360 Now get out of town, you two! 40 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:39,300 I just hope we're doing the right thing, Martha. 41 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,160 Don't worry, Wendell. 42 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:46,000 Chester and his friends seem like fine, responsible young adults. 43 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,910 You see my camera, Renee? 44 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,270 Chet, be careful. I've got all those fabrics in order. 45 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:07,030 I can't figure out where it went. What do you want with a camera anyway? 46 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:10,130 I've never seen you take a photograph in your life. 47 00:05:10,430 --> 00:05:12,990 I've always admired the art of photography. 48 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,470 Oh, really? 49 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:19,430 And is that why last semester, instead of attending the Ansel Adams exhibit 50 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:22,730 me, you went to the monster truck rally? 51 00:05:24,260 --> 00:05:29,040 It's never too late for one to begin to express their artistic sensibilities, 52 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:32,360 Renee. Chet, this is me you're talking to, okay? 53 00:05:32,860 --> 00:05:34,360 Not one of your bimbos. 54 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:38,940 And I seem to recall the last time you became obsessed with your artistic 55 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:43,460 sensibilities. Beginning figure drawing, wasn't it? I find nothing wrong in 56 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:46,120 trying to capture the human female form. 57 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,900 Uh -huh. In stick figures? 58 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,120 This has really got me nuts. 59 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,160 Chet, I've got work to do, okay? 60 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:58,030 Maybe it fell out of my bag when we were bringing our luggage in. 61 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:03,490 Richard, my camera's disappeared. 62 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,670 Consider the Earth's rivers, Chet. 63 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,450 Okay. 64 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:11,890 It hasn't helped. I still don't know where it is. That's not the point. 65 00:06:12,230 --> 00:06:14,570 I figured it wasn't. Think of death. 66 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:16,630 Death to all those rivers. 67 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:20,410 Rivers dying because of chemicals. And where do you think those chemicals come 68 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:24,440 from? I don't know. Richard, where do the chemicals come from? From factories, 69 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,520 Chet. The same factories that process film. 70 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,620 Film of the kind you're going to use in that camera you're looking for. 71 00:06:31,220 --> 00:06:33,020 Thank you for that, Richard. 72 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,700 I do what I can. 73 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,060 Chet, I got a rehearsal coming up, and I gotta learn this P. 74 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:10,940 Jazz, I'm looking for my... Chill! 75 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,680 How dare you walk in here without knocking? 76 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,480 I was just... I'm trying to get ready for the beach. Do you mind? 77 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:26,600 I've already wasted valuable tanning time. 78 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,120 Sorry. 79 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:53,650 Thanks, Mad Dog. 80 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:56,230 You've been a really big help. 81 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:20,390 Major Fox alert, dude. Nine o 'clock. 82 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,740 Nine o 'clock, Gary. You were looking at three o 'clock. It's your face. 83 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,580 Sorry, Larry. I always forget. 84 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:33,840 See that, dude? 85 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:38,059 That chick is sending heat signals to yours truly. 86 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,600 Oh, wow. 87 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:42,919 What are you doing, Larry? 88 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,280 When a chick wants you, dude, she's not going to just walk up and sit on your 89 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,280 face. 90 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,620 She's going to play hard to get. 91 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,220 Fox is one of each shape. 92 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,140 Are you talking to us? 93 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,080 How would you two feel about being on the cover of a national magazine? 94 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,080 You really think so? 95 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,500 Come on, you guys are gorgeous. 96 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,460 Do you really shoot magazine covers? 97 00:10:32,020 --> 00:10:33,020 Yeah. 98 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,280 I've been lucky. 99 00:10:35,140 --> 00:10:39,040 Yeah. I've been known to start a few film careers. 100 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,750 Do you want to shoot us? 101 00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,010 Yeah. 102 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,310 Sure. 103 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:45,810 We'll do it right here. 104 00:10:46,130 --> 00:10:49,210 You give me your phone numbers, I'll give you a jingle when they're ready. 105 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:52,510 We'll go have some pina coladas and talk about it. 106 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,190 So how do you want us? 107 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,930 That's the way you are. 108 00:11:02,890 --> 00:11:04,170 Oh, absolutely. 109 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,090 Big love to the channel. 110 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,270 That's it. 111 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:13,530 Yeah. Beautiful! 112 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,130 I'm getting great exposure here. 113 00:11:29,050 --> 00:11:30,050 Hey, 114 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:33,790 you guys need a break or something? 115 00:11:35,470 --> 00:11:37,350 How about those pina coladas? 116 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,020 to use that national magazine cover line that has had enough sense to take off 117 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:45,020 their lens caps. 118 00:12:16,460 --> 00:12:17,460 Hi there. 119 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,640 Oh, hi. 120 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,360 You come here often? 121 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,020 Sure I do. I live in the house right over there. 122 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,240 Well, then I'm sure you want to read this. 123 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:31,560 It details over 37 deadly traumas your skin can suffer when exposed to 124 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,560 sunlight. 125 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:36,880 And then, of course, there's the sand, which harbors a variety of poisonous 126 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,720 insects, many of which carry the bacteria commonly associated with the 127 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,330 You guys play really loud? 128 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:57,150 As loud as we can. 129 00:12:57,690 --> 00:12:58,690 Good. 130 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,590 Because I've been trying to buy out the guy next door for the last ten years. 131 00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:05,350 Now, maybe her cell. 132 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,320 and everything. 133 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,460 It's nice, all right. What a whole month. 134 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,760 How are we gonna pay for it? 135 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,260 Well, get a gig. 136 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,580 We haven't gotten one yet. 137 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:36,920 Well, listen, we gotta practice some more, you know? I mean, listen, you 138 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:42,100 All we need is a few more songs and everything's gonna be cool. Now, this 139 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,100 my favorite. 140 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,660 It's also my most romantic design. 141 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,780 You're on the beach and it's been a long... 142 00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:58,840 hot day you've got a really nice tan and you've been swimming so you feel 143 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:05,640 great alive and it's that time of the afternoon 144 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:12,080 when the light is golden and you're walking back to your blanket 145 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:17,260 and this guy who's been watching you all day comes up 146 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:20,320 maybe you talk a little 147 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:23,300 Maybe you watch the sun go down together. 148 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,380 You feel really good. 149 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:30,400 Warm, like the sun. 150 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,880 Yeah. 151 00:14:34,980 --> 00:14:36,660 Tropical affair. 152 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,360 That's what I'll call it. 153 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:42,440 Tropical affair. 154 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,740 Thanks, Mad Dog. 155 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,960 You've been a really big help. 156 00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,110 Look at her, dude. 157 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,830 Just sitting there, playing it cool. 158 00:15:02,030 --> 00:15:06,170 But I know that deep down inside, that babe is dreaming about having my 159 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,170 children. 160 00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:12,530 Do you girls have any idea what dreadful damage extended exposure to the sun can 161 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:17,390 cause? What do you take us for, morons? We're more than aware of the dangers 162 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:21,230 inherent in sunbathing, which is why we've taken the precautions of covering 163 00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,650 ourselves with sunblock. 164 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,240 From head to toe. So the harmful rays of the sun can't penetrate. 165 00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:28,140 To harm our tender young flesh. 166 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:35,600 Well, what about dolphins, then? What about dolphins? Mary is a marine 167 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,880 with a specialty in aquatic mammals. 168 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:41,940 And so if there's anything that's troubling your teensy little mind... 169 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,300 Rainforest. What about them? 170 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:49,290 Hundreds and thousands of acres of pristine natural timberland is being 171 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:54,350 destroyed at a rate of 50 acres per day, which is robbing our planet of valuable 172 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:58,370 life -giving oxygen and contributing to the destruction of our ozone layer. 173 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:06,090 Aluminum. Every day, hundreds and thousands of tons of aluminum cans are 174 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:10,610 shoveled into landfills where they'll remain there without decomposing for at 175 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,850 least 30 ,000 years. 176 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,310 Yes. 177 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:19,910 Perfect. 178 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,290 Beautiful. 179 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,990 So when do we find out if we're going to make the cover? 180 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,350 Oh, uh, it'll be a while. 181 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,430 You know publishing. 182 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,570 Bummer. You know, that happened to me once. 183 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:34,989 Oh, yeah? 184 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,730 Yeah, I was out of film. 185 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:41,050 I knew that. 186 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:46,260 Bummer. Listen, this is okay and everything, but if we could go back to 187 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,720 studio, we could do some really sexy stuff. 188 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,860 Yeah, I bet you could get us into Playboy. 189 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:55,440 So where is your studio, Chet? 190 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,200 What's going on? 191 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,940 What's happening, dude? 192 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:26,160 She's looking right at me. 193 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,060 Smiling. 194 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,940 She's burning up, dude. 195 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,660 She's making her move. 196 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,660 She's coming for my hot, throbbing love. 197 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,700 I knew she couldn't hold out. 198 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,260 Hey, mama. 199 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,780 I'm Brad. 200 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,240 I'm in love. 201 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,760 He's Larry. 202 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,200 He's even prettier than she is. 203 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,060 Chill out, dude, okay? 204 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:38,390 to go through this before you guys get it right. Take it easy, Jez. 205 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,610 Take it easy? 206 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,470 It's the same mistake every time. 207 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,390 All it takes is a little concentration. 208 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:46,910 We're trying our best. 209 00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:51,410 Well, I'm sick of it. The rehearsals, brains on vacation, the whole stupid 210 00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,410 thing. 211 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:58,270 Cranky, cranky, cranky. Not her fault. Look at her love life. 212 00:18:58,490 --> 00:18:59,830 What love life? 213 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,310 Tell me about it. 214 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,520 If I'd been without a guy as long as she had, no telling how cranky I'd be. 215 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,360 You? I'd probably be out stomping on cute little puppies. 216 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,300 Or running over old people in my car. 217 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,880 I'd probably just get a gun and... Okay, okay. 218 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,520 Screw off, all right? 219 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:19,440 Now, are we going to play this thing or what? 220 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:23,940 Until I finish my post -doctoral studies in Europe. 221 00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:30,290 I plan to settle in one of the Latin American countries where I hope to use 222 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,870 engineering skills to help the Native Americans. 223 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:37,110 Reclaiming their birthright in a way that will have positive environmental 224 00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:38,110 consequences. 225 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:43,390 Well, you two seem to have a handle on all the major issues. 226 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:49,610 So I'll just mosey on down the beach and see if there's any slackers that might 227 00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,610 need my help. 228 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,570 Nice meeting you then. 229 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:53,830 Yeah, bye. 230 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,360 He's the third environmentalist we've seen this week. 231 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,100 And so far, he's the only one we didn't sleep with. 232 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,840 We're such a well -informed guy. He is kind of dumb. 233 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:11,760 Dick, 234 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,840 what are you doing? 235 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,380 You ever know a photographer who didn't have a studio? 236 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:32,950 I'll let you know. 237 00:20:37,950 --> 00:20:39,730 Stop the condos. 238 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:40,170 Save 239 00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:54,090 our 240 00:20:54,090 --> 00:21:00,470 beach. Sign here. 241 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,720 They're building condos on our beaches? 242 00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,660 A thousand units, man. 243 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,500 Tennis courts, parking lots. 244 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,240 The real bummer is the mini mall. 245 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,780 We get enough signatures on these petitions, and we get a hearing with the 246 00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:17,420 council. How many do you need? 247 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,659 Two hundred. 248 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:19,700 How many do you got? 249 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,480 Counting you, eight. 250 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:24,140 We got a wino's early this morning. 251 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,160 I, for one, can't stand by while our pristine beaches are being devastated by 252 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160 greedy money interests. 253 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,580 You know, if we don't stop then here, our entire marine ecosystem will be 254 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:39,480 destroyed. And not only that, the beaches will become playlands for the 255 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:44,240 And the poor will be confined to the inner cities, festering and sweltering 256 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,320 oppressed. The cities will burn. 257 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,220 And the only consolation being is that the rich will destroy themselves in the 258 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,500 degenerate quest for the perfect town. 259 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,100 Man, you are one committed human being. 260 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,460 You know, if I don't start selling those bikinis soon, I'm in big trouble. 261 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:07,280 You? I just spent over 200 bucks on all this stuff. 262 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:10,980 I'm supposed to be sympathetic? 263 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:17,020 A little support of my artistic dreams might help. 264 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,980 You mean wet dreams, don't you, Chet? 265 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,520 Whatever. It's still costing me a ton of bucks. 266 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,360 of section C, F, and G of the city penal code. 267 00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:13,280 Illegal assembly, illegal obstruction of a public thoroughfare, and in violation 268 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,040 of public noise abatement laws. 269 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:20,460 You are in violation of our constitutional rights as citizens of the 270 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:24,740 States of America. Without a proper permit, you have no rights of assembly. 271 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,340 Link arms. 272 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,500 Power to the people. 273 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,640 Come on, man. Let's go back to my pad. We'll mix up a batch. 274 00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,780 Nice cold martinis and we'll watch the sun go down. 275 00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:40,480 These are the oppressors, man. 276 00:23:40,740 --> 00:23:45,740 Listen, I spent half the 60s in the slammer. I missed Woodstock. 277 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,380 I missed Monterey. 278 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,320 I don't plan on missing the 90s. Thanks. 279 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,300 Well, Martin Luther King, you're not. 280 00:23:56,420 --> 00:23:58,080 Can't you see what's happening here? 281 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:01,060 The bashing of the baby seals. 282 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,280 Dolphins in tuna fish cans. 283 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,600 The holes in the ozone layer. 284 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,840 The suffering of our Native American Indians. 285 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280 And now this. 286 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:15,060 It's so obvious. 287 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Book him, Dano. 288 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:18,880 Cuff him up. 289 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,760 Book him, Dano. 290 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,060 That's Officer Bill Dano, and so help me if I hear so much of one crack out of 291 00:24:25,060 --> 00:24:28,240 you, and I will personally see to it you spend 48 hours in a tank. Get him out 292 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,240 of here. 293 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,580 She knows I hate it when she says that. 294 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,340 So, I guess I'll see you at the party tonight. 295 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,360 Are you asking me out? 296 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 Yeah, sure. 297 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,320 Then I guess I'll be there. 298 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,140 All right. 299 00:25:12,649 --> 00:25:13,790 No, that's okay. 300 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:16,290 Okay, then. I'll see you around. 301 00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:22,830 You see, I told you that woman really wants me, dude. 302 00:25:23,650 --> 00:25:24,910 You wait here, Larry. 303 00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:26,270 I'll go get the Hugo. 304 00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,630 Okay, girls, for the last time. 305 00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,360 You busy tonight? 306 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,880 Hey, but I already have a date. 307 00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:17,380 So? 308 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,320 So, be around. 309 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,280 Well, if you want me, you know where to find me, sweetheart. 310 00:27:39,850 --> 00:27:41,510 Do you two guys know a guy named Brad? 311 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,370 Sure. Why? 312 00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:47,410 Because I just can't find him, and I'm supposed to have a date with him. 313 00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:49,730 Well, we haven't seen him. 314 00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,190 Sorry. 315 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,660 I've played this song 350 times. 316 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,300 My fingers are so cramped, they feel like rigor mortis has set in. Come on, 317 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,800 Jazz, we're tired. Give it a rest. 318 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,180 All right, all right! 319 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:04,000 But if we don't hammer this song soon, I'm gonna lose my mind! 320 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:07,140 Oh, God, what a day. 321 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,860 I'll pay you back as soon as I can. 322 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:08,520 Hey, you were fighting for what you believed in. Yeah, all by myself. 323 00:31:10,020 --> 00:31:13,940 I gotta get these people committed, or this beach and every beach in the world 324 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,360 is gonna turn into one big fat condo complex. 325 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:21,120 Okay, Richard, but you have to understand, I can't afford to bail you 326 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,120 jail anymore. 327 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,420 There must be some way to get this beach organized. 328 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,320 over for you. 329 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:32,320 I was just taking a little nap. 330 00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,240 Brad, sweetie pie. 331 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,900 A nap, huh? 332 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,920 Honey bumpkin, have you seen my other earring? 333 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,300 I don't need this. 334 00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:48,320 Come on, Cheryl, be cool. 335 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:50,940 Cheryl, don't be a downer. 336 00:34:08,230 --> 00:34:09,089 Tell me something. 337 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,110 What is it with good -looking guys, huh? 338 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:16,190 I think that all they have to do is smile, and every girl within 100 miles 339 00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:17,389 going to stand in line. 340 00:34:17,870 --> 00:34:19,330 Looks like you found Brad. 341 00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:25,870 No wonder that creep is going to let us pay at the end of the month. I thought 342 00:34:25,870 --> 00:34:28,050 something was strange when he said he loved our music. 343 00:34:29,909 --> 00:34:34,989 Did you see the look on his face when you called him a perverted slime bucket? 344 00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:37,370 How about scumbag from hell? 345 00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,060 That was a classic, Jazz. 346 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:43,060 Yeah, but the fact is that we lost our rehearsal hall. 347 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:47,760 Come on, Jazz. That dirt -sucking pig deserved everything you threw at him. We 348 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,840 could have showered at home. 349 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,860 We'd still have a place to practice. 350 00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:55,219 But, as always, I had to go and lose my cool. 351 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:23,860 But it's my pool. 352 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,680 Oh, yeah? If you live here, then how come I didn't see you at the party last 353 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,100 night? I was up in my room working all night. It was my brother's party. And I 354 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:35,880 suppose now that you've seen me naked, you think you can just jump my bones, 355 00:39:36,060 --> 00:39:37,060 right? 356 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,860 Listen, I just got this great idea for a song. I've got to get back to piano 357 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,860 working on it, right? 358 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,080 A songwriter? 359 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,360 Yes. Geez, what a lame line. 360 00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:47,500 You really think I'm going to fall for that? 361 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,120 You're all the same. 362 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:51,880 If it isn't Pretty Guy. 363 00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:53,610 It's lame lines. 364 00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:56,690 Look, I'm sorry. Just cool down, okay? 365 00:39:57,070 --> 00:40:02,250 Right. And now you probably want to give me a massage to make me relax a little, 366 00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:03,269 huh? 367 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,370 Bud, you're badly mistaken if you think I was born yesterday. 368 00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:07,730 Look. 369 00:40:08,830 --> 00:40:09,830 Put it on, okay? 370 00:40:09,910 --> 00:40:12,210 Oh, the perfect gentleman fit. 371 00:40:12,450 --> 00:40:13,990 You think I haven't seen that one? 372 00:40:14,190 --> 00:40:15,290 You need something to wear. 373 00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:19,030 Oh, no fun if you can't talk me out of my clothes, is it? 374 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,320 I read you like a book, mister. 375 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:27,960 Because if there's one thing I know about... It's men. 376 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,540 If there's one thing I know, it's women. 377 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:37,540 They have to be posed very carefully to highlight every nuance. 378 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,220 What are we going to wear? 379 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:43,160 Huh? We're certainly not going to wear these. 380 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:47,080 Yeah, big -time photographers always have lots of neat stuff to wear. 381 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:48,900 Um... 382 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,810 Yeah. All right. 383 00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:59,810 Stuff to wear. Where am I going to find... Stuff to wear. 384 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,590 Art waits for no man, ladies. 385 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,750 Just one second. 386 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,680 This nice man. They look so sweet together. 387 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,280 Oh, boy, oh, boy. I just had this great dream with this girl. 388 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,520 Chet, we're all so delighted that your sordid little subconscious made you so 389 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,520 happy. 390 00:44:46,740 --> 00:44:47,980 Is summer over? 391 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,280 Or what? 392 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,740 Considering the fact that my bikinis were stolen? 393 00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:56,780 Yes. I'd say summer's definitely over. 394 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,260 I suppose it doesn't much matter. 395 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,420 I didn't sell any anyway. 396 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:04,020 That shouldn't be a problem. 397 00:45:04,500 --> 00:45:08,060 According to the girls I shot this afternoon, they loved them. 398 00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:13,980 They stole my bikini? No, no, no, no. I stole it. I mean, I borrowed them. 399 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,360 Renee, you're a hit. 400 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:21,540 Don't try to squirm out of this. You probably gave those Barbie dolls bikinis 401 00:45:21,540 --> 00:45:22,940 because you couldn't pay them. 402 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,500 Actually, they paid me. 403 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:30,640 I wanted to return them, but they offered me twice your price. 404 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,480 They really liked them? No kidding. They flipped. 405 00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:38,640 I swear, if we could just find a way to show off those bikinis of yours, 406 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,740 you'll... 407 00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,000 someplace and you'll sell as many bikinis as you can make. 408 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:05,140 Just where are they going to wear these bikinis when they turn our beach into a 409 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,580 parking lot for condos? 410 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,400 We'll make the contest a fundraiser. 411 00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:15,260 We'll raise money to help save the beach. 412 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,220 Yeah. And then I can get everyone to sign the petition. 413 00:46:20,260 --> 00:46:22,020 Of course, we're going to need some music. 414 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:28,220 I wonder if anybody around here knows of some Hot young band. 415 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:30,680 All right! 416 00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:34,540 We're going to need contestants. 417 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,020 Of course, you probably don't want to enter. 418 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,420 No. 419 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:46,320 You don't want to spend your evening with a room full of environmentally 420 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,160 conscious men. 421 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,480 Well, on second thought, it's better that you don't enter or something like 422 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,160 that. I mean, the crowd would just be... 423 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,040 Totally uncontrollable. 424 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,460 Okay, okay, I'll leave her. 425 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,840 I don't suppose you have an angle, do you? 426 00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:08,140 Me? 427 00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:10,920 Organizational stuff. 428 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:13,700 Radio. 429 00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:16,140 Possibly a little TV. 430 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:21,020 Maybe shoot a calendar with the contestants featured. 431 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,080 Media tie -ins. Merchandising tie -ins. 432 00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,600 It's just so strange. 433 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,180 Like a big void or something. 434 00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:28,040 And the living room looks so much larger. 435 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,200 I wonder where he went. 436 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,900 All I know is he was gone when I got up this morning. 437 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:38,520 Mad Dog went to go see a man about beer. All right, now are you two just away or 438 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:40,020 something? I cannot concentrate. 439 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,120 Yeah, what's wrong with her? 440 00:48:42,740 --> 00:48:44,340 I'll tell you what's wrong with me. 441 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:47,720 Does this look even remotely sexy to you? 442 00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:49,260 Have you tried it on yet? 443 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:52,880 No, but yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 444 00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:55,100 You won't? I will. 445 00:48:55,660 --> 00:48:57,040 Don't waste your time. 446 00:48:58,620 --> 00:49:00,240 I'm all washed up anyway. 447 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,040 My mother said I should become a librarian. 448 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,140 Now I know she's right. 449 00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,100 Two more years of college. 450 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:13,660 Find myself a nice, quiet little town with a stuffy little library. 451 00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:18,040 Spend the rest of my life telling little brats to shut up. 452 00:49:22,670 --> 00:49:24,370 A very wet old maid. 453 00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,800 No, it's not about that. It's the bikini contest to raise money to help save the 454 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,380 beach. Save the beach? 455 00:50:57,620 --> 00:50:58,840 What do you mean by that? 456 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,360 From the developers. 457 00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:04,540 From the ruthless capitalist exploiters, the land bearers. 458 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:07,920 The oppressors of the working man everywhere. 459 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:13,600 With their running dogs, lackeys, and their tired political bosses driven only 460 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,600 by greed. 461 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:16,980 Couldn't I just enter the contest for fun? 462 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,040 Well... 463 00:51:19,780 --> 00:51:20,940 Gosh, yes. 464 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,820 I guess you could. 465 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,720 Thanks, and listen. 466 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:28,780 If I see any running dog lackeys in the neighborhood, you'll be the first to 467 00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:29,780 know. 468 00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,920 Oh, my God. 469 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:34,920 She's coming towards us, Larry. 470 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:36,480 What are we going to do? 471 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,460 And I hope to see you both there. 472 00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:51,260 Maybe you two could do me a big favor the night of the contest. 473 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,460 Sure, no problem. 474 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,580 Great. Just come early, okay? 475 00:51:56,140 --> 00:51:57,660 And ask for Cheryl. 476 00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,720 Thanks, 477 00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,760 Cheryl. We'll be there. 478 00:52:52,330 --> 00:52:56,870 help raise money to save the beach by exploiting the attributes of women's 479 00:52:56,870 --> 00:53:02,390 bodies for the lustful cravings of chauvinistic male morons but in other 480 00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:05,110 we think it's a great idea 481 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:54,510 Hi. Hi. 482 00:53:56,150 --> 00:53:57,350 Oh, here's your robe. 483 00:53:58,270 --> 00:53:59,270 Thanks. 484 00:54:00,870 --> 00:54:03,350 Uh, listen, I gotta get back to work on this song. 485 00:54:03,810 --> 00:54:04,810 Just one more thing. 486 00:54:06,290 --> 00:54:08,330 There's this contest tomorrow night. 487 00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:11,570 A bikini contest? 488 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,350 I'm in it. 489 00:54:13,430 --> 00:54:19,670 And I thought if you weren't too busy, maybe... Well, I don't know. 490 00:54:20,370 --> 00:54:22,090 I just thought I'd ask. 491 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,000 We make some kind of team. 492 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,280 That's great, Renee. 493 00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,560 I thought a celebration might be in order. 494 00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:46,060 My treat. 495 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,940 Maybe some other time, okay? 496 00:54:50,980 --> 00:54:51,980 Look at yourself. 497 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:59,440 Every time you look at one of those Barbie dolls in a bikini, you get that 498 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:01,260 moronic grin on your face. 499 00:55:02,340 --> 00:55:06,440 My God, Chet, you really do only have one thing on your mind, don't you? 500 00:56:10,670 --> 00:56:13,510 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Five bucks and sign the petition. 501 00:56:20,870 --> 00:56:22,270 Thank you. This is a very good sign. 502 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:07,360 Ted Marley Productions is proud to support the Save the Beats Foundation. 503 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:12,300 So during the course of the evening, get on over, pick up your T -shirt and your 504 00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:14,480 hot bikini calendar. 505 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:24,080 And remember, for every dollar, we donate 25 cents to help save the beach. 506 00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:38,260 First contestant, let's give a big welcome for Sherry! 507 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,220 Sherry is a fine arts student at UCLA. 508 00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,840 Sherry, what turns you on about a guy? 509 00:57:47,300 --> 00:57:52,040 I like guys who can really appreciate the beauty Mother Nature has created. 510 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,800 Like the beach we're trying to save here tonight. 511 00:57:57,020 --> 00:58:01,000 I wonder, could there be any guys in the audience like that tonight? 512 00:58:50,090 --> 00:58:51,930 contestant is Sissy. 513 00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:58,150 Now, Sissy, you study law. Why's that? 514 00:58:58,470 --> 00:59:01,850 So I can fight all those mean developers that want to take away our beaches. 515 00:59:04,990 --> 00:59:08,470 Anybody interested in fighting alongside Sissy? 516 01:00:17,420 --> 01:00:18,420 you're from Pismo 517 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,720 There just seems to be so much fabric. 518 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,780 And he lets fabric, and you'd be naked. 519 01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:43,780 Maybe then I'd have a better chance. 520 01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,540 And here's Holly, a budding young actress from Muncie, Indiana. 521 01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,880 So when do you go on? In a while. 522 01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,200 I wish I never entered this thing. 523 01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,040 Come on, Joe, you look fantastic. 524 01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:07,540 It's not what I mean. 525 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,080 Maybe if I just lost my top. 526 01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,660 She can't do that. 527 01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:10,520 Can she? 528 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:17,120 If you do not disperse immediately, I will initiate arrest proceedings. 529 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,060 Wait a minute. 530 01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,100 Are you the organizer of this affair? 531 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:31,860 Yeah. I mean, I... You're in violation of the municipal penal code, section F, 532 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,680 paragraph 13, perpetration of a lewd and licentious display. 533 01:05:36,490 --> 01:05:37,610 Wait a second here. 534 01:05:37,970 --> 01:05:42,230 My bikinis are not lewd and licentious. And just who are you? 535 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:43,550 I'm Renee. 536 01:05:43,710 --> 01:05:48,470 Bikinis by Renee? I design every one of these bikinis. I made them, and I 537 01:05:48,470 --> 01:05:51,210 contributed to the exploitation of women. 538 01:05:51,470 --> 01:05:52,470 No! 539 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,900 no desire to cater to the prurient interests of this... 540 01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:00,980 Jail bait? 541 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:11,080 Oh, come on, lady. Give us a break. 542 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:16,480 Unless you can produce eight months of overdue payments amounting to $900. 543 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,320 Officers? No, wait. Hold on. 544 01:07:25,980 --> 01:07:28,540 $900. The repossession papers, please. 545 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:33,940 I don't know who you are, but we don't have any money, and... Consider that 546 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:35,860 money in advance against your royalties. 547 01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:40,540 Royalties? Yes, I heard you guys playing on the radio on my way down here. 548 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:41,600 You're great. 549 01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:44,120 Wow, do you know who that is? 550 01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:45,580 Do you? 551 01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,480 Sure, it's Burt Hardin. 552 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:52,560 Midnight Love, My Sunshine, My Inspiration. 553 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,300 He's written songs for everybody. 554 01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:58,720 My lawyers are drawing up the contracts now. They'll be ready in the morning. 555 01:07:58,940 --> 01:08:01,600 And I want you guys in my recording studio tomorrow night. 556 01:08:02,180 --> 01:08:03,600 That is, if you'll sign. 557 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:38,020 Give me those petitions. Give me those petitions. 558 01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,240 These subversive beach buns, they're screwed on my condo project. 559 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,680 It's not fair. 560 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,380 You're the developer? 561 01:08:45,260 --> 01:08:47,220 You can use the rehearsal hall for free. 562 01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:51,840 Why, you... You slimeball. You dirty, perverted sleazebag. 563 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,100 You... You... You exploit other people. 564 01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:58,500 You exploit other people and decent women everywhere. 565 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,819 Max, what is she talking about? 566 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:03,200 Tell her, Max. 567 01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:05,779 What? I was trying to fix electrical wiring. 568 01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:10,149 Right. and the hole in the wall just happened to be in the shower room, and 569 01:09:10,149 --> 01:09:13,149 just happened to be peeking through it while we were taking showers. 570 01:09:20,250 --> 01:09:23,970 You gonna believe this little twerp? What I may do is bring you up on some 571 01:09:23,970 --> 01:09:28,950 pretty nasty vice charges, not to mention invasion of privacy and 572 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:31,550 Stop the condos! Save the beach! 573 01:09:58,099 --> 01:10:00,340 Dad, shut up, you little sponge. 574 01:10:06,820 --> 01:10:13,780 Section G, paragraph 2. Without a proper license, it is a felony to 575 01:10:13,780 --> 01:10:15,980 sell beer or any other alcoholic beverage. 576 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,500 A dog? 577 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:20,080 In a business establishment, a place of entertainment. 578 01:10:45,870 --> 01:10:50,990 Therefore, and hereupon, unless a proper license to sell beer is produced, I 579 01:10:50,990 --> 01:10:55,010 will order this establishment closed and the arrest of the offending parties. 580 01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:59,290 Well, now, just hold on a dang minute there, sweetheart. 581 01:11:00,230 --> 01:11:01,490 And just who are you? 582 01:11:01,870 --> 01:11:04,450 Connors. Big Earl Connors. 583 01:11:04,730 --> 01:11:07,210 But my lady friends just call me Big. 584 01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:09,830 Mr. Big. 585 01:11:10,190 --> 01:11:14,850 I mean, Mr. Connors. You're obstructing justice here and... Whoa, girl! 586 01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:18,370 I just came down here today to make things right with Mr. 587 01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:23,250 Doe. I'm telling you, this boy's got the fire of a preacher in him. 588 01:11:23,610 --> 01:11:26,770 Ain't nobody held Big Earl's ear for that long a spell. 589 01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:30,770 Three full hours on this here bikini contest alone. 590 01:11:31,130 --> 01:11:35,390 And he's got me calling up my buddies at the brewery, bringing in beer and 591 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:40,070 setting up hot bikini contests all over this great country of ours. 592 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:52,140 is a genius, and I'm proud to have him as my new vice president in charge 593 01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:54,120 of worldwide marketing. 594 01:11:57,180 --> 01:12:04,000 Then he showed me pictures of these two fine young ladies here, and my big 595 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,160 old Texas heart got to throbbing something awful. 596 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:11,320 I'm telling you, the boy's a genius. 597 01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:14,820 You're obstructing justice here, Mr. Connors, and if you... Well... 598 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:27,860 this year's bikini contest, financial potential, globally speaking, I plumb 599 01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:31,980 forgot to give him his license to sell beer. 600 01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:39,440 Yes, sirree. Mr. 601 01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:43,040 Chet's gonna be our official big -time photographer. 602 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:49,840 And whoever made these fine, upstanding bikinis, well, I... I'd sure like to 603 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:50,880 talk some business. 604 01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,780 I need them. 605 01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:55,880 Renee. 606 01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:06,300 And I just want to thank you for making me realize there's nothing wrong with 607 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:08,520 feeling good about yourself. 608 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:40,920 But you folks, never mind. 609 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:47,260 You got your ecology, you got your bikinis, and you got all the beer you 610 01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:48,560 on. Big on! 611 01:13:54,680 --> 01:14:01,680 You folks all have a good time now, 612 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:04,460 hell. Hey, stick around for the finals, son. 613 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:10,120 I got my Learjet waiting at the airport, and my own private... waiting off at 614 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:11,120 Tahiti. 615 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:14,680 Why would I want to stick around? 616 01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,660 Book him, Dano. 617 01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:46,500 Power to the people. 618 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:06,840 Not bikini. 619 01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:44,560 moment i saw you the melody just popped into my head wasn't that i didn't want 620 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:50,660 to see you again i just had to get the song written first you understand hey 621 01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:55,380 richard why don't you write a song for the assistant d .a i saw the way you 622 01:18:55,380 --> 01:19:01,380 looking at her ms green seems to possess admirable legalistic skills and great 623 01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:07,660 pit oh my god what's today's date the 16th why 624 01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:11,600 tomorrow's The 17th. You're too good for me. 625 01:19:11,860 --> 01:19:12,940 The Pattersons. 626 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:17,060 They're coming home on the 17th and we haven't even started on the house. 627 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,820 Go, go, go. 628 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,500 Come on. 629 01:24:37,950 --> 01:24:38,950 I know.